Dear Parents, I’m not obsessed with drugs, alcohol or sex. I’m obsessed with humans who will never know I exist. You should be proud.

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sm0ke-and-mirrors said: vagina

Your moms vagina….

sm0ke-and-mirrors said: PENIS

NO MORE. YOUVE HAD ENOUGH TONIGHT.

sm0ke-and-mirrors said: you enjoying raping my posts?

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this blog is hilarious

Oh shit. i remember thinking how nuts she was. then noticing now that thats something that i would do. 

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